MONTH OF BIRTH

jan. - I was raped by
feb. - I butt-kicked
mar. - I murdered
apr. - I bathed with
may.- I was tongue-kissed
jun. - I have a crush on
jul. - I pervertly touched
aug. - I had sex with
sept. - I bitch-fight with
oct. - I raped
nov. - I butt-licked
dec. - I ate

DAY OF BIRTH

1 - a maniac
2 - michael Jackson
3 - an alien
4 - an undentified creature
5 - a four-legged ostrich
6 - the air
7 - britney spears
8 - a gay
9 - homo
10 - elmo!
11 - Spongebob!
12 - Squidward
13 - spider man
14 - a lesbian
15 - a retarded frog
16 - a emo
17 - a freako
18 - my pillow
19 - my mothertongue teacher
20 - my dinner
21 - the wall
22 - my principal
23 - the toilet scrub
24 - my body
25 - a crazy spirit
26 - the unknown
27 - a corpse
28 - the water
29 - my pet rock
30 - my own self
31 - the president

CLOTHES YOU ARE WEARING..

white - because my toilet light was dead.
blue - because i want to sleep!
black - because i'm feeling emo
red - because the earth is round
yellow - because i'm happy! :D
orange- because i'm a human
purple - because i have diarrea.
brown - because my pet died!
pink - because i feel like shiting
green - because i cant find any underwear.
gray - because my skin is itchy.
maroon - because i want to be a maid.
multi colour - so that i can save earth!


I bathed with my principal so that i can save earth!
HILARIOUS.